What I want for Christmas

I do believe that what I am wishing for Christmas is a fiiiine Droid phone. The fancy one, with the robot snowman for the commercial. I creid when I saw such an amazing display of technology as the snowman robot emerged from it's slumber to show me it's ways with the phone. Unfortunately, I am from the Canadian regions, and the droid's magical abilities do not reach out to my igloo farm here in Canada.

I have a strong American accent as I write this letter to the Santa Clause.

Good day y'all.

How to deal with the cold

Step one: Curl your body up as hard as you can.

Step two: Continue curling up as hard as you can.

Step three: Grab an object of normal room temperature to burn your hand off.

Step four: Put other hand in warm water to swell up the other hand.

Step five: Rub swelled up hand all over body to continue warming body up.

Or you can just go inside and go into bed; it's always warm there.


TOPIC 2: You excited for the openning of Silver Star+Big White tommorow?

Not entirely. I only go in winter break, so opening now means nothing to me.

Winter or Summer?

Hmm....

I really don't like either; just the holidays that come with them.

Christmas is awesome in the pants, but 2 months off school is awesome as well.

But... 2 months? Of what? Beach? I remember going to the beach pretty much every second day, or more, and it gets boring... fast. Unless friends are involved, and I only have two phone numbers.

Christmas, on the other hand, is amazing in every single way. Even if you get nothing that you asked for, you still feel awesome for recieving it. Unless you only get, like, 3 presents. Then I get mad.

(usually I start liking them afterwards, though)

I hate the heat and I hate the cold, that's why I love Fall and Spring.

Fall is a relief because you go "Oh, Thank god, I was getting tired of the heat" and Spring is a relief because you go "Oh, Thank God, I was getting tired of the cold"

So, really, A medium would be good. And, winter wins, since it also has sledding. SLEDDING IS AWESOME.

Photoshop texts

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Photoshop photo assignments

^De-colourized^
^Scary Man with Tattoo^
^Sick Horse^
^Car Blur^

Tell me if I am missing something?

Halloween Plans

What I was hoping for was to tape sciccors all over my body and scare the children as they knock on my door. I will give them candy in the creepiest way possible, close the door, and game it afterwards.

But because no one agreed with my brilliant plan, I was forced to think of another way.

Oh, and I will eat lots of candy.

My horse comic....EDITED